Q: Why do we drink cokes?
A: Because we can’t eat it.
Q: What goes up but never comes down?
Q: What was Shakespeare before he
Q: Why is Europe slippery?
A: Because it has Greece.
Q: What do you call a dog on fire?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What do you call a peanut in outer
A: An astronaut.
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out
of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see a
Q: What starts with t, ends with t
and is filled with it?
A: A teapot.
The brain is a wonderful organ it
starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn’t stop
until you get into the office.
No matter how busy I am, I’m never
too busy to stop and complain about how busy I am.
She said, “Somewhere I’ve never been”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Because all the 6 were fire brigade
Students: I’m paying as little as I
What do you call a wife who is
beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and who
has great sense of humour?
Cricket team Kidnapped
A man is caught in a traffic jam,
when suddenly some one taps on the window of his car. He lowers the
window and asks what he wants. The man says, “The Pakistani cricket
team has been kidnapped and the ransom is 50 million dollars”. If
the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have threatened to douse the
team with petrol and set them on fire. We are collecting money do
you wish to contribute? The man in the car asks, “on average what
are people donating?” the other man replies, “About 5 – 10 litres!”
If you notice the board you will find
a notice about not noticing this notice on the notice board but if
notice this notice properly on the notice board you will notice it
is the same you noticed yesterday on the notice board.
How does an elephant come down from the tree?
A: It stands on a leaf and waits for
Q: What has six legs and two heads?
A: A horse and rider
Teacher: What’s the shortest month of
A: May is only got 3 letters.
Teacher: Spell mouse
Teacher: But what’s at the end of it?
A: A tail
Q: Do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the S off.
Q: What are the difference when a
chicken die or a man dies?
A: When a man dies he goes in the
grave and when a chicken dies it goes in gravy.
Sherlock homes and his friend Dr.
Watson go on a camping trip set up thing tent and fall asleep. Some
hours later Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, loop up at
the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies. “I see millions of
What does that tell you? Asks
Dr. Watson ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it
tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident that
lord is all powerful and we are small and in significant. Metro
logically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What else
does it tell you?
Holmes remained silent for a moment.
Then said: “Watson you idiot, some one has stolen our tent!”