Q. What's taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.
Q. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A. To get a root canal.
Q. What did the man say to the wall when it told him a joke?
A. One more crack like that, and I'll plaster you.
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. "You go ahead I'll cover you"
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
Q. Which is the smallest room in the world?
A. A mushroom
Q. Why did Kenny take a ladder to school?
A. He wanted to go to high school!
Q. Why shouldn't you tell a joke while you're ice skating?
A. Because the ice might crack up.
Q. What starts with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A. A tea pot
Q. What did the rug say to the floor?
A. Don't move, I've got you covered
Contributed By "Neha Class8"
A MOTHER AND A CHILD WERE WALKING TO THE GROCERY STORE, THE CHILD'S CANDY DROPPED AND HE WAS PICKING IT UP, WHILE HIS MOTHER SAID " NEVER PICK THE THINGS FALLEN DOWN".
THEN HIS MOTHER FELL INTO A GUTTER AND SHE WAS YELLING TO PICK HER UP. THE CHILD SAID "OH MOM! YOU JUST TOLD ME TO NEVER PICK THINGS UP FALLEN DOWN".
Contributed By "Ramsha Class7"